This is gross and weird but kinda funny.
Two days ago Laney came screaming out of the bathroom. It scared me. She said there was a duck,duck in the potty. Well, I went in and her poo did sort of look like a duck.
This morning. Same thing. Mama! Mama! There is a big ol monkey in the potty! Well, I went in and her poo did look like a monkey.
I don't mind naming her poo if that is making sure it gets in the potty. Its telling the poo bye bye that is the hard part. We almost have a ceremony. Laney tells the duck or monkey to be safe,screams at it by quaking or a monkey call,tells it bye bye a hundred times, and then whimpers when we "fush" it down the toilet.
Lord help us. We need it. We are naming our nasty poo.
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