Tonight

Tucking Mr. Bradley in bed...

Me: Bradley. Can I ask you a question? Why did you get so sad in Target that you decided to scream to the top of your lungs until daddy took you outside? You know we can't do that.
Bradley: Because mom. Daddy hit me. Then he pushed me.
Me: Really? I had no idea. Well then that explains it. (liar:))
Bradley: Yeah. He hit me. Pushed me. Then he was trying to cut me up and tried to cook me.
Me: So it had nothing to do with the candy you couldn't buy.
Bradley: Well yeah. That made Bradley sad too.