10:45am

I have already...

- Cleaned a shattered mug off the kitchen floor (Thank you Murray)
- Cleaned diarrhea off the bathroom floor (Thank you Laney)
- Picked up an entire kitchen breakfast  with three crying children after the puppy climbed on the table and ate everyone's food (Thank you Tuck) Why did I use the bathroom again? I should just hold it an entire day!
- I would have cleaned Ben's (our lab) vomit but Tucker ate it instead. (Thank you Tuck)
- Cleaned Tucker's diarrhea, probably from eating Ben's vomit
- Lastly and the final straw....Murray's worse than nasty neon green poo diaper that could have cleared a room!

Thank God for Disney right this very second. This mini break is exactly what I need. I feel like its 10:45pm.